Sick

I'm calling in sick today. 

I won't be able to clean today. The dust bunnies and dog hair will just have to wait one more day. 

I won't be able to do the laundry. I'm sure you can find something clean to wear. 

I won't be able to cook today. I know you won't starve.  With a grocery store and Costco visit earlier this week, I'm sure you will be able to find some food to eat. 

I will not be available to chauffeur you around town. Hanging out at home one day won't kill you. 

I will not be available to referee fighting matches. Please try to keep those to a minimum. And, if you feel you must fight with each other, please do it quietly. 

Thank you for understanding.