I just thought I would let you know that our dear friend, "It Wasn't Me," has visited our house once again. I'm not sure if all of this happened in one visit, or was strung out during several visits. I'm beginning to think that maybe "It Wasn't Me" lives in our house? I can't say I like his (her?) visits, but, I can say that I do find them quite entertaining.
Several bathroom problems were brought to my attention. I had a small meeting with my children to discuss the problems and to try and put a stop to them. No one fessed up. I got upset and said, "Most break ins (into houses) result in something getting stolen. We have "someone" (It Wasn't Me) breaking into our house and he makes messes!"
My kids found it funny. For some reason, I did not.
RT pointed out to Bella, a candy wrapper stuffed in the couch cushion. Bella got all defensive and said, (drum roll, please) ........"It Wasn't Me!" This has happened a million times before, with the same results. As she started to place blame
Nick - No, he doesn't eat candy
Alex - No, he hangs out in the basement and if he does eat candy, they are somewhere in the black hole his room.
By the way, RT scratched the surface with that one wrapper. I moved the cushion and found a dozen more candy wrappers. It seems that "It Wasn't Me" has quite the sweet tooth.
Dear It Wasn't Me,
Thank you for visiting our home.
We try to keep our house neat and clean. We ask that you please clean up after yourself. That includes your bathroom mishaps.
You are welcome any time, as long as you clean up after yourself.
Thanks!
P.S. You might want to take care of those pearly whites by watching your sugar in take and brushing your teeth more often.
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