I will be hosting a seminar later today on "How to use the Dishwasher."
Highlights include:
How to open the dishwasher
How to rinse off your dish/cup
How to put dish/cup into the dishwasher
How to unload the dishwasher
and, most importantly,
How to tell if the dishwasher is working*
* This step does not include opening the dishwasher while it is running or yelling, "Mom, is the dishwasher on?"
This is a growth seminar that is to be taken alone. Please do not try to attend with your Mother.
The times of this seminar have been set so they do not interfere with Nick's Seminar on "How to Take an Hour Long Shower without Soap."
Hope to see you there.
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