Hiking Gloves

Not just any hiking gloves.  RT's hiking gloves.  And they went missing.  Or, according to RT, "Somebody stole them."

Because we all know that this fictitious "somebody" is out to get RT.  "Somebody" hangs around, figures out what RT is attached to then finds the perfect opportunity to steal it from him.

Hmm.... A truckload of diamonds or RT's hiking gloves?  Or what about RT's swim goggles?  Or maybe his phone?

It's obvious we don't have anything of value.

Wait.  Scratch that.  Lets start again.

It's obvious I don't have anything of value (Hey! What about my cracked phone held together by rubber bands?).  This "somebody" is only after RT's cool, valuable stuff.

 RT found his hiking gloves.  They were in the pocket of the vest he wore when we went hiking.  I'm surprised that "somebody" didn't take the vest instead?

Of course, the extra key to RT's car is missing. "Somebody" is really out to get him. 

You would think that  "somebody" would steal RT's cutoff sweat shorts.  I know they are of value to RT.  I also know that the rest of RT's family would feel a sense of relief and joy devastation knowing the shorts were gone and hope they never return.

*To find out more about "The Shorts," click here.