Monday, August 16, 2021

National Tell a Joke Day

 Today is National Tell a Joke Day.  A day to laugh, celebrate, have fun and enjoy.  Join in on the fun today by telling your favorite joke.  

I thought I would get you started by telling you a few joke.  

Here we go:  


How does Jesus Make tea?     Hebrews it.


What does the green grape say to the purple grape?     BREATHE!


How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?      Brazilians.

How do you make a tissue dance?     Put a little boogie in it.


Why is Peter Pan always flying?      He Neverlands.


Why can't you trust atoms?      They make up everything.


How do you make Holy Water?     You boil the hell out of it.


What is Forrest Gump's password?       1Forrest1


Tell me your favorite joke in the comments below.

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