It's that wonderful time of the month! The National Days of April! Let's look ahead and mark these dates on the calendar so we can all celebrate together.
Here we go:
April 1
National One Cent Day
It's that wonderful time of the month! The National Days of April! Let's look ahead and mark these dates on the calendar so we can all celebrate together.
Here we go:
April 1
National One Cent Day
The group text or group chat usually consists of a fun bunch of people all talking about the exciting things they are planning.
I found out about a text group by accident. I was a little hurt that I was not included. After hearing about the conversations that happen during this text, it's probably better that I'm the outsider.
Nick came home for one of his short visits. As he was standing in the kitchen he said, "Oh, good. The dishes are done." I thought, that was an odd statement to make and asked why he was so concerned about the dishes. This is when the group text was introduced to me.
RT created a group text with the kids. I was jealous that I wasn't included. Admit it. Doesn't a group chat with your kids just scream fun? It's like a secret group. I can just imagine the excitement that they were planning. I want in on all of this fun!
Nick informed me that the group text was not fun and exciting. In fact, it was the opposite of fun. The group text is where RT tells them things like, "someone better wash the dishes before Mom comes home from work." He's probably right. That doesn't exactly scream fun. I do like that, in a way, I am a part of it (the reason they have to clean up).
I am also happy that the dishes were done. Thanks, honey!
I like that title and will probably keep it for Curly posts since she always keeps us on our toes.
I have many stories about Curly and will try to write about the most odd weird peculiar scary interesting.
One day, RT and I were on a zoom call. I don't recall the details of the call, but, I do remember it was longer than what we expected. At one point, I had to get up and check on dinner. Yea. Nothing like hanging on a zoom call and trying to make dinner at the same time. And, you can't just wait until after the call because everyone will be starving. Trying to make dinner with hangry people staring you down is not fun. And, forgetting your dinner on the stove while on a zoom call can be a disaster. So, I did what any normal person would do when in a tight spot. I snuck out of the zoom call and checked on dinner. To be fair, the call was focused on RT at the moment so it made perfect sense to break away.
I wasn't gone too long and I didn't go very far. Our zoom call was taking place in the dining room and I just ran over into the kitchen. I walked back to the dining room so I could take a seat. Before I sat down, I looked down and saw a barbell by the food of my chair. I was rather confused because it was not there when I left. I don't recall RT walking out of the room to go get it. Was he trying to squeeze a little work out in during the call? Couldn't he wait until the call ended? I mean, it's great if you can multi task, but, this seemed a bit over the top.
I looked up and RT looked at the ground and saw the barbell. We both were a little puzzled on how this barbell appeared out of nowhere. Just then, Curly runs over, picks up the barbell and runs toward the family room. Apparently the barbell is subbing for a bone. RT and I looked at each other and I said, "That has got to be the weirdest thing I have ever seen."
I think she might be trying to steal My Weird Dog's title.
We celebrated My Weird Dog's Pippen's birthday on Monday. He enjoyed a day of long naps, lots of dog treats and, of course, cake! More specifically, Pupcake, cake made specifically for dogs.
I found this recipe online and made a few changes to suit my needs. The ingredients used are dog friendly (are there any dogs out there that don't like peanut butter?) and chef friendly (you probably have these in your pantry). It's a very simple recipe that doesn't require a lot of time.
I did make a substitution. I used apple sauce for the banana in the cake recipe due to a shortage of bananas we had on hand. Pippen certainly did not complain about this change of ingredients.
Here's the recipe:
Pupcake Recipe
directions:
I have a few more funny weird strange stories to record. Just some interesting incidents that happened at work that can't be classified as Karen stories. I found them to be amusing and thought I would share them with you. Here we go:
During my stint as a Walmart greeter:
Clipping Pippen's nails is one of those chores that RT and I dread. You see, Pippen does not enjoy getting manicures his nails cut. A nail clipping session requires both of us. One is sitting on holding Pippen (me) while the other (RT) tries to hold a paw and trim the nails. It sounds like an easy task, but, believe me, it's a workout! A session can last 45 minutes to one hour with only a few of his nails getting trimmed and lots of calories burned for us. I always think that we should make a video to show what really happens. We have had witnesses (our kids). They have even stepped in to help.
One day, after dropping Curly off at the groomer (yes, she is one of those dogs), RT came home and told me that they can cut Pippen's nails. I said, "Go for it!" Of course, in my mind, I'm picturing the groomer trying to pin Pippen down and clip his nails at the same time. I also envision her quitting her line of work after trying to tend to Pippen's needs.
When Pippen came back with nicely trimmed nails, I was quite impressed. Apparently they have a way to keep the dog on the table, his head away from you and they grab a paw and just start snipping. RT said she was done in minutes and didn't break a sweat. We both agreed that it's the best $10 we have ever spent in our life. I'm not so sure you will get the same response from Pippen.
Today is Pippen's birthday. As an early birthday present he had his nails trimmed again last week. That leaves today open for lots of fur snuffles, long walks, naps, treats and many more years of My Weird Dog stories.
Today is National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day! Go ahead, open up your umbrella in the house!
Oh, you're afraid of the bad luck that will come your way? Well, this day was set aside as a "science experiment." It's a day to open up that umbrella indoors and see if you suffer any bad luck.
There is a superstition that says opening an umbrella indoors will bring you bad luck. This day encourages you to test this superstition and note if any bad luck comes your way. Take a good long look at it and decide whether it really is bad luck or just happenstance .
I remember, as a child, being told not to open an umbrella indoors. I decided to do a little digging on this superstition. I mean, is the bad luck immediate?
It doesn't sound like the bad luck will haunt you forever. Go ahead and give it a try today! Open up that umbrella. You can even post on social media using #OpenAnUmbrellaIndoorsDay . Make sure not to open it up in a small hallway or room with lots of breakable objects. And, most importantly, make sure to warn those around you. We don't need any eyeballs poked out today.