I have tried to find the source for this holiday, and nothing makes sense. I'm happy that this day is set aside for us weird dog dog moms. We really need it.
Some activities for dog mom's day:
Go for a walk. Oh, yea. Don't forget to bring your dog.
Treat yourself. Oh, and the dog, too. Go out for a special treat. Maybe get matching t-shirts?
Some interesting facts about dogs:
They are as smart as a two year old (sounds about right). They can learn up to 200 words.
They can hear four times better than humans. Especially when you open a dog treat bag or peanut butter jar. And when you quietly grab their dog leash.
Being a dog mom improves your health. Obviously, the person who said this never spent time with my weird dog Pippen. Bad breath in your face. Worrying because there might be a thunderstorm. Having to lug 50lb dog food bags up and down the stairs.
Being a dog mom helps you socialize more. Again, this person never had to walk Pippen. I have to avoid people with dogs so he doesn't attack them. He makes me antisocial.
Being a dog mom makes you more responsible. Responsible for letting the dog out, taking him for walks, feeding him, protecting him from the scary thunderstorms and fireworks.
Happy Dog Mom's Day to you.
Oh, and I expect a card and a real nice gift, Pippen.
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