Greek Life, Greek Wife

 Apparently, my husband, RT, is teaching a class on, "How to Get a Greek Wife."  

I made a suggestion that he should just dab a little of the vinegar behind his ears instead of bathing in it.  Maybe throw in a little olive oil for luck?

Seats for this class are going quickly, so, you better sign up soon.

I think the second lesson has to do with oregano.

Translation:

RT broke a bottle of balsamic vinegar this morning.  I came home from my morning walk to a REALLY strong vinegar scent in the house.  RT did clean up the vinegar mess, but his socks absorbed quite a bit of the Greek love potion vinegar.  I bought a new bottle of balsamic vinegar and require supervision for RT when he is near the bottle.