I had to run some errands today.
Aren't you glad that I told you that....now you can get on with your day.
Seriously.
I was at a store and the woman behind me asked if she could put her loaf of bread on the counter because it was too heavy for her to carry.  (she was also talking in a really high voice)  I said no problem.  I let the cashier take her first.  She then starts telling me that she just had heart surgery.  I said you look good for just having surgery.  She continues telling me that she had surgery and has been in a coma for two months.  (I'm stunned at this)  She said that she is happy, though.  She has her license and she can drive around.

I checked out and peeled out of the parking lot before she reached her car.